May 2012
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 5th
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May 1st
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WatchWatch
1.  ”i shall pray for him.”  i’m sure joe eszterhas is repenting for not bringing your script, jesus gibson.  ”BLESSED ARE THE PURE AT HEART, FOR THEY SHALL SEE GOD, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS.” - matthew 5:8 2.  audience applauds. “maybe you don’t know this about me, but i’ve got a little bit of a temper.”  lolololol mel! you’re so self...
May 1st
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April 2012
4 posts
Apr 29th
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Listenrobotfoot: voicemail from dad selling dead...
Apr 24th
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March 2012
2 posts
huh →
Mar 25th
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
the brattiest: the neuroscience of self-loathing →
thebrattiest: the frontal lobe controls various higher, advanced mental functions. it’s responsible for our abilities to foresee future consequences for our actions, to choose between “good” and “bad” behaviors, to override and suppress unacceptable social responses, and to determine similarities and… i wrote this a while ago on a blog that kaci and i started for the purpose of flexing...
Feb 9th
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January 2012
6 posts
Jan 23rd
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Jan 7th
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aidybryant: do you like stupid stuff? me too. that’s why i made this video with my friends. hope you like it! let’s share! my sister is a genius!
Jan 4th
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
16 posts
2012's resolutions
1. continue to foster better a relationship with my brother. 2. get an out-of-state internship for the summer. preferably in entertainment law. 3. trim the fat.
Dec 22nd
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2011's resolutions: update
1.  stop whining. mehhhhhhhh. halfsies on this one. 2.  improve study habits for second semester. derrrrrrrrr 3.  learn to be a bit more vulnerable, when appropriate.  sure.  1.5 out of 3 ain’t THAT bad.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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best smells. →
Dec 17th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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i support boxed wine. →
Dec 8th
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November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
Louis C.K.: The Next Steve Jobs Will Be A Chick  →
sing it.
Nov 27th
Listenrobotfoot: Voicemail from a father who misses...
Nov 21st
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Nov 13th
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October 2011
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Oct 27th
Listengrown-up global guts champion’s voicemail to...
Oct 19th
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i guess i'll weigh in on this one, as i have a...
i know i’m oversimplifying things and this is a bit of an eighth grade argument, but i sort of think that if it bothers you that kanye showed up to occupy wall street, it should bother you when straight couples show up at marriage equality rallies. granted, it might be a little more comparable if said hypothetical straight couple publicly went down on each other at said rallies, which i...
Oct 12th